All of me
I am Happy most of the time. And not just because I like wine. Drunky is not one of the dwarfs in the original story. At least not in the kid-friendly version.
(The adult version features Drunky, Depressed, Raunchy, Annoyed, Slutty, Daddy and Tyrone Lannister. Or so I’ve heard.)
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I like waking up early as much as I love cockroaches. When that alarm goes off, I curse my life. And then I get up because I remember that I don’t have one. A life, that is. No-one forced me to move from fat to fit. And then try and remain there because fat is a bastard, always lurking around, hiding in a bottle of wine or a box of pizza.
I work my way through all seven dwarfs from the time that my eyes open until the moment I can close them again. Grumpy is up first and once he leaves, they follow one after the other, until I usually get stuck with Happy. Or Funny, who’s the illegitimate child of Snow White and Shrek. Sometimes I end up with Bashful… Continue reading