Princess called me a fanboy. At forty-two? Me, a father of two teenagers? That’s absolutely preposterous!
So what if I have Deadpool as wallpaper on my laptop and mobile phone? The movie was frigging awesome.
So what if I own a collection of marvel lead figurines? It’s lead and it’s the full collection. I don’t do stuff half-assed.
Mine is even bigger.
1. Having a sense of humor is important especially if your face looks like “a testicle with teeth”.
2. There are worse methods of torture than listening to Kanye West.
3. When you take the effort of packing a duffel bag full of guns, don’t forget said bag in the cab.
4. No matter how crooked your own puzzle piece is, there is someone who’s just as crooked and together you make the perfect picture. Continue reading
It’s my birthday tomorrow. I thought you should know. Are you asking me how old I am? It’s kind of a sensitive subject. Besides, if I tell you, I’ll have to kill you. It’s a condition of the witness protection program. BUT seeing that you’re nagging me, I’m young enough to walk unassisted when sober and I’m old enough for students to call me “sir”.
I’m the type of person who doesn’t let a birthday slide past without celebrating the damn thing. Wife would correct me by saying I’m the type of guy who doesn’t let anything slide past without celebrating it. What can I say? We like to party. Nothing gives me more pleasure than hanging out with my mates. That’s probably not totally true but this is not an erotic blog so I’ll stick with that.
I facilitated such a gathering last night. Continue reading
Good morning, afternoon and evening to you all. My name is Ah Dad and I am a Superheriolic. (Also evidently, slightly confused about time-zones.) It has been more than two weeks since my last viewing. And that was a re-run of the first Superman. What can I say, I was desperate.
Most of my regular peeps (I’m tryin’ to be hip and cool in front of the kids) would know that I am proudly geek and have an unrealistic love of all things super, including my Wife. Continue reading
Yes, this team is frigging awesome.
Avengers: Age of Ultron is frigging awesome! I have to admit, initially I used a different adjective in the opening sentence but as a parent I need to set some sort of example for the not-so-little-ones. Every writer knows that in some cases the English language seems inadequate in providing a better word than the good old f-bomb. Evidently the Wife is better than the English language as she provided a softer alternative… Continue reading
Wife got me a Samsung Gearfit for my birthday. Probably because she loves me, but more probably because I wanted one and told her where to buy it.
A wrist selfie with Captain America
PLEASE NOTE! This is not a promo post that sings the praises of an amazing piece of technology in exchange for monetary compensation. See Mom, no links… Continue reading