Nine lessons, courtesy of Deadpool

1. Having a sense of humor is important especially if your face looks like “a testicle with teeth”.

2. There are worse methods of torture than listening to Kanye West.

3. When you take the effort of packing a duffel bag full of guns, don’t forget said bag in the cab.

4. No matter how crooked your own puzzle piece is, there is someone who’s just as crooked and together you make the perfect picture.

5. Sometimes the only thing left to do is shoot the bad guy in the face. At close range.

6. If you name your son Francis, chances are, he’s going to turn into one sadistic motherf… as a result of that name.

7. When a big guy looks like he’s made of some indestructable metal, it is highly likely that his nuts are made of that same metal.

8. Love is the strongest force in the universe and some might even kill 90+ people in the name of it.

9. When you treat the source material with respect, the people will come.

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Now go watch the movie. It’s brilliant and awesome and the funniest thing you’ll see all year. It’s also the role Ryan Reynolds was born to play.

PS – Just remember this movie is made for the kid inside you and not for one sitting next to you.

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