See my tits Dad!

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Yes Captain Kirk, someone went boldly where no-one else did before.

Cat got your tongue?  Or did I just get your attention?

This hilarious/twisted/awkward/weird/incestuous phrase was used by somebody as a search term on the 26th of June 2015 and it re-directed that same sicko to my little piece of the Internet.  And I’m appalled.  And amused. And disgusted.  And intrigued.  What type of person would even want to Google shit like that? Probably the same people who sign on to a Youtube channel where they are showing the removal of pimples and other puss filled skin growths.

We’ve all heard of “Who’s your Daddy?” but this is something very different.  And if you’re still wondering… I am.

I even understand those moments when life bitch slaps you across the face and you end up drunk and alone with the Internet as your only companion. Those awkward moments on an airport when you try and hide what you’re browsing on the free, untraceable Wi-Fi.  (Are you serious?  Are you telling me that airport Wi-Fi is traceable after all!! I’m fu..)

I’m referring to the times when you’ve answered all the mails.  And Buzzfeed becomes a repetitive feed of Disney princesses, whilst the Chive doesn’t chive on anymore.  When Facebook turns into a depressing collage of other people’s sad lives and you’re all tweeted out.  When you finally get to a point where you alter your browsing patterns and consider more creative ways of exploring the world wide web… We’ve all been there.

But nevertheless, it takes a very special kind of interbreeding hillbilly to type the words: “SEE MY TITS DAD.”

A few of the other top phrases that got a few peeps to perv or pervs to peep on this site, include:

  • matric farewell dresses, farewell dresses and a lot more derivatives thereof and only because of this one post.
  • farewell dresses for boys (are you kidding me?)
  • naked dad pics (I promised it wasn’t me!)
  • ken and barbie (a few of my favourite things)
  • funny chest day pics (there’s nothing funny about them!)
  • dori and nemo (best movie ever)
  • amateur teen selfie boobs (what?)
  • losing temper at work (come on, it was that one time…)
  • girl loses virginity to dog (’nuff said.)
  • luv u dad no one can replace u (Ah…Dad…)

Only one question remains: Should I be concerned?

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15 thoughts on “See my tits Dad!

  1. I am concerned too.. “but what world have you been living in?”, is the question I want to ask.. (And are you the same person on the AMD forums? if so, wow…. also a Duallie here.. 6262 and 6128 earlier.. but 😦 everything burned down a few days ago)….
    Yes, I have a daughter and I am concerned.. but how much more paranoid can we get now? When I put my daughter’s pics on my blog I was criticized no end for exposing her to all the perverts in the world. But hey, should we then just stop living because someone might see us?

    I understand your concerns and I share your fears.. it is a very ugly world, my friend. Wish it weren’t so.. but it is.. just got to live with it…. I suppose

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