You’ve all read my emotional scarring episode when I wanted to collect my passport last week. (Just a note, I know you didn’t all read it, I checked my stats. Remember, Big Brother is watching. All the time.) I have since faced my demons again and returned to the hall of terror twice. I finally got my passport on the third try. But it didn’t come cheap. I’m still receiving hypnotherapy and electric shock treatment to try and forget the torture I had to endure.
Unfortunately I live tweeted my whole experience. Now I will be able to relive those disturbing moments forever. Or at least until the Internet is full or crashes, whichever comes first. I decided to share my tweets with those of you who haven’t decided to follow me on Twitter. Am I not the nicest guy?
Arrived and been in a queue for fifteen minutes. Nothing is happening… The twitch in my left eye is back. #myvisittohomeaffairs 4:00 PM – 14 Sep 2015
Good news! Four people helped in 20 minutes. Bad news… there is still eighteen people in front of me. #imdyinghere #myvisittohomeaffairs 4:05 PM – 14 Sep 2015
Sitting in this queue makes me realize how serial killers are made. #notbuiltforthis #myvisittohomeaffairs 4:11 PM – 14 Sep 2015
As a final note, I would like to thank Twitter for their platform, my mobile network reception and my smartphone’s battery for not dying on me. The combination of these three little things kept me from going totally bonkers yesterday. It could have been a massacre but alas, there is no blood spatter on my passport.
My new passport.
The joys of living in :Africa :@
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Yes, but the ups are so much better than the downs, is it not?
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I totally agree, love getting back to the bush.
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Well – I read you post about trying to collect your passport last week – from start to fucking finish – so there. You have to excuse the language but I’ve been celebrating the All Blacks winning the World Rugby Cup again. What? They haven’t played yet? Forget about the games… Just give them the Cup.
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Relax my friend…losing is going to be so hard on you…
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So now there are two of you out there, roaming the Earth? How disturbing!
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Yes, me and someone else who’s trying to pass himself off as yours truly.
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