I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
For all those who are following the series I’m writing, in anticipation of me turning forty, I have great news! For those uniformed ones…It’s a series where I dish out free advise for my children, lessons that I’ve been learning whilst breathing air, in the hope of saving them from broken hearts, embarrassment and possible physical injury.
As I post five tips at a time, it only takes two of my three brain cells to understand that the process of going back to the previous posts can become a bit tedious, so I’ve created a new page on the blog where I’ve listed all of them. At least the twenty that I’ve done so far… and I will keep them updated so you guys can find them all in one place. Like a great supporting bra, all nice and tucked in.
See Mom, I am a considerate guy. Job well done.